Great Dane Hilariously Tries to Hide Uncrustable He Stole

When Bub the Great Dane’s dad noticed a missing Uncrustable (a snack-sized pie), he had a sneaking suspicion who the culprit might be. So, he went to check in with Bub.

Bub was lounging on the couch, looking cool, calm, and completely innocent—like he had no idea what his dad was talking about when asked, “Did you steal the [chicken] Uncrustable?”

Bub offered no response. But Dad wasn’t letting this mystery slide. He gently lifted Bub’s jowls and…

There it was. The entire sandwich—perfectly stashed in Bub’s mouth like a smuggled treasure.

“What are you going to do with that?” Dad asked, amused. Bub raised his paw for a handshake, as if expecting a congratulatory pat on the back. But Dad kept pressing—was Bub going to spit it out or keep it?

The moment Bub started chomping, it was clear: he had no intentions of surrendering the goods.

“You’re so bad,” Dad told him, half scolding, half laughing.

Viewers were quick to point out Bub’s complete lack of remorse. One summed it up perfectly: “I regret nothing.”